The Orgasmic Unicorn

Ride The Unicorn
I Rode the Unicorn to Orgasm

The Orgasmic Unicorn Ride

The Orgasmic Unicorn Ride is an outgrowth from the 2017 Burning Man theme of “Radical Rituals”, in this case the “ritual” was that of spankings.  Ritual spankings are enjoyed by many cultures and go back to ancient times.  Spankings were part of the Roman feast of Saturnalia which the Christians later co-opted for Christmas. The 2017 Burning Man ritual spankings evolved into a spanking horse at the San Francisco Folsom Street Fair and the latest incarnation is The Orgasmic Unicorn. Unique to the Orgasmic Unicorn is a lever that the Rider may use to adjust a vibrator that projects out of the body of the unicorn.  A Unicorn Wrangler (and optionally the Rider’s friends or partner) then administers spanks, massages, scratching, tickling, temperature extremes and a Thermo-Magnetic-Infusion to the Rider’s back side.

Prior to mounting the Unicorn, the Rider establishes a “Safe” word and initials a form acknowledging an understanding of the process.  The whole process is facilitated by the “Unicorn Wrangler” who explains the process in detail, helps the Rider onto the Unicorn, and manages the ride.  The Rider may bring a friend or partner along for support or to participate [Green Horns, Tender Foots].  Couples are invited to participate and encouraged to switch Riders.